Dear Iowa...
To My Dear Fellow Americans in the Great State of Iowa,
I'd like to take this moment to apologize for referring to your historic state as "fly-over country" during the last two elections. The twin gift of Obama and Huckabee endorsement is so rich as to induce cardiac arrest if I ponder it for too long. On the first, thank you for giving something akin to hope back to America, and as to the second, well I say to my dear Republican friends, 'Paybacks a bitch'.
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