Ain't Gonna Happen: Episode #1
Today's Theme: "We'll Stand Down When They Stand Up."
HOST: Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of...[POINT TO AUDIENCE]
[CUE AUDIENCE] AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
HOST: And on today's show...
[CUT TO VIDEO NEWS REPORT] "A company of Iraqi soldiers abandoned their positions on Tuesday night in Sadr City, defying American soldiers who implored them to hold the line against Shiite militias. The retreat left a crucial stretch of road on the front lines undefended for hours and led to a tense series of exchanges between American soldiers and about 50 Iraqi troops who were fleeing."
HOST: So, when will the Iraqi's stand up? Audience? [POINTS AGAIN TO AUDIENCE]
[CUE AUDIENCE] AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
HOST: Our audience, right again. We'll be right back after this commercial...
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