This is Crazy Joyce
Background
OK, so I have this insane ex-girlfriend. We met and dated for like eight months in 1999. During the entire course of the relationship it turned out she was dating some other guy. Broke my heart when I found out. But she is insane. Apparently she stalked that guy too, and he had to move and change his number multiple times to get rid of her.For five years now she will not leave me alone. I mean we broke up in 2000 for fuck's sake. I tried to be cool and nice with her but eventually realized she has some kind of psychotic borderline personality disorder. She's broken into my email accounts multiple times. She's called my job and pretended to be my fiancee to get information from my coworkers. Once I got married this year she started calling my apartment and leaving crazy messages for my wife, who is far from pleased.
One time she called up and got my wife and was telling her that I was planning on meeting her at a hotel and fucking her within the hour. Little did she know that I had taken the day off from work and I was at that moment painting the ceiling to our apartment and my wife knew I wasn't going anywhere. In fact she handed me the phone, which made my ex just stream a profanity laced string of curse words at me until I hung up the phone.
I can't shake her. I've changed my number and she's tracked it down each time.
Examples of Insanity
Actual text messages I have received in the last month. I do not respond to any of them, and it's bizarre to watch her have this crazy little dialogue with herself. And she's not a teenager...she's like 34...August 31, 2006 | 3:53pm
The Funeral is tomorrow.
August 31, 2006 | 11:57pm
I just fucked two guys. Imagine me, ass in the air sucking the others guy dick. It could have been you
September 3, 8:43am
I'm going to stop by your booth later.
September 3, 2006 | 9:30am
Brazillians suck. Capoeira sucks. You suck!
September 4, 2006 | 6:07am
I hope to finally meet your wife in person later.
September 4, 2006| 1:44pm
Will you be happy if i died right now? I am staring at this knife and wondering what it would feel to stab or
cut myself with it and let myself bleed to death. I feel pain already.
September 4, 2006 | 1:55pm
My suicide note will mention your name.
September 4, 2006 | 2:13pm
I just cut myself. I watch myself bleed.
September 4, 2006 | 2:23pm
I'm feeling so cold right now.
September 4, 2006 | 8:48pm
I miss you
September 4, 2006 | 9:07pm
I know im crazy, loony, whatever. Im not perfect. What happened to the guy who used to love me for who i am despite
my serious flaws?
September 4, 2006| 9:19pn
Why did you give up on your life and dreams?
September 4, 2006 | 9:27pm
Ok. Fine. We dont have to be in each other's lives. Im sorry
September 4, 2006 | 10:57pm
Remember the rose petals on the bed
September 4, 2006 | 11:59pm
Why do you hate me so much?
September 7, 2006 | 10:19pm
My classroom is 1.1 miles form the trade center.
September 12, 2006 | 1:32pm
Roger Waters! MSG!
September 12, 2006 | 10:43pm
Mabel-mothers always bring extra love
September 13, 2006 | 8:46pm
Wish you were here
September 13, 2006 | 8:59pm
Welcome to the dark side of the moon.
September 23, 2006 | 10:26am
Are you in new ro today. Im in white plains myself today
September 23, 2006 | 10:56am
We can get coffee and talk
September 24, 2006 | 11:18pm
You changed my life.
September 25, 2006 | 5:57pm
Im gonna be at new roc later to watch depeche mode concert
September 25, 2006 | 5:59pm
But first, im going to come by your mom's to drop something off.
September 25, 2006 | 6:10pm
Your mom will get a transcript of all the messages we ever sent each other. By the way, your wife
gets a copy too.
September 26, 2006 | 10:36am
I fucked chris last night in the back of his work van two blocks from your apartment
October 1, 2006 | 9:58am
Where's the puffin now?
October 1, 2006 | 4:14pm
At manor park right now. remember the first pic we took together there?
October 9, 2006 | 6:58am
Im in westchester today. If you want to get together for coffee, call me.
October 9, 2006 | 12:31pm
I will call your office if you dont text me back
October 9, 2006 | 12:37pm
You are an ass. Fuck you too. I really do hope your baby turns out ugly.